Personal Update

So I wanted to write a very brief personal update for all those who are not immediately aware of my life happenings. Let’s do bullet points:

  • Gwen and I returned from a trip to Peru a couple of weeks ago where we hiked the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu. Excellent trip, and I have over 600 photos that need sorting through.
  • Gwen and I are also engaged (no wedding date yet)
  • All this means I’m moving to Boston…
  • …where I have a job at a great little startup called uTest. I’ll be their outbound marketing manager and I’m sure you’ll be hearing a lot more about them both here and otherwise. They’re a rocking company.

I think that’s all of the exciting news for now. We now return you to my regular blog postings.

You Think We’re Dumb? - Part 2, Adults are Dense too!

So after a brief delay, I thought I would follow-up on my last article about adults who think the youth of today are “dumb.” As someone who is almost but not quite 30, I figured I would reply with my own assessment about why adults aren’t so bright themselves.

Of course, these are all generalizations and many are a little sarcastic as well. Plenty of people over 30 don’t fit these descriptions, but since we’re throwing generational rotten tomatoes I figured I would fire a few myself.

  1. You resist learning new things - It is my greatest fear that as I grow older I stop taking interest in new things. New stuff is fun! I don’t have time to dive into every single new website out there, but I love watching how people adopt and use things like Twitter and Facebook. I can’t wait to see what the future brings. Why do so many adults resist innovation as they get older?
  2. The past wasn’t as great as you remember - In my lifetime, a vast superpower bent on my destruction has been largely tamed, vaccines have been discovered for several dangerous diseases, and a global communications network has grown to connect us all. These things and more have made the world a better place. “Simpler times” weren’t really that simple, and the reality is that almost everyone in the United States has a higher standard of living now than they did 50 years ago.
  3. Young people are never good enough - Young people never meet with adult expectations, and what’s worse adults always fear our mistakes will end the world. Everyone makes mistakes, and most people rise above them while a few are left behind. This has been true for thousands of years, and today’s young people are not any different. Rather than complaining about our perceived foolishness, adults should try to mentor us instead. Most young people appreciate good advice and wisdom, especially if it’s given by people who want to work with us rather than against us.
  4. You expect tomorrow’s generation to pay your bills - We have our lives to build, but if we’re also paying for your lavish decisions we’ll never succeed. Keep us in mind when you make your choices. Sometimes we just can’t afford what we want. We shouldn’t have to tell you this.
  5. The unknown is scary for you - The world is full of interesting people, places, and things. Globalization has brought an encroachment of new cultures and experiences, and as a young person this is incredibly exciting. Don’t fear these realities, but embrace them. For example, when eating at a foreign restaurant, neither the food nor the people serving it are likely to kill you.
  6. Don’t begrudge our choices - For a while, the news reported that Gen-Y really liked “praise” in the workplace. A lot of adults were befuddled by this, and everyone had a good laugh at our expense. Thing is, we’re used to instant feedback and constant communication. We like it. Instead of laughing at us, try to understand what we’re getting out of the proposition. We more rapidly learn from our mistakes and develop our strengths while sponging up knowledge in the process. It works! We’re coming after your jobs, after all.

Previously: You Think We’re Dumb? - Part 1, Your Logic Stinks

You Think We’re Dumb? - Part 1, Your Logic Stinks

It’s almost human nature to believe you’re better than those who are younger. Usually this griping is short sighted, and none of it more so than the dreck that has poured forth from Emory University professor of English Mark Bauerlein. The good professor recently wrote a new book titled The Dumbest Generation in which he complains that technology has lowered the standards of youth under 30 and made us all dumber. His eight points are neatly summarized by this feature in the Boston Globe.

Well, as a member of the under-30 crowd, I thought I would reply to his points as best as I could given my apparent lack of intelligence.

  1. They make excellent “Jaywalking” targets - I’m not even sure what “jaywalking” means in this context (maybe I’m not bright enough) but supposedly we are cutoff from realities that don’t include “friends, work, clothes, cars, pop music, sitcoms, Facebook.” However, when has any society paid much attention to realities beyond immediate human contact? Up until this century, news from around the world was scarce and we only had our immediate friends and work. Meanwhile, the Internet has brought us access to people who are exposed to more experiences and places than ever before. For example, Twitter users were on top of the Chinese earthquake before the mainstream media.
  2. They don’t read books — and don’t want to, either - Poor English professor, nobody wants to read his book. Bauerlein foolishly defines book reading as a metric of intelligence rather than reading itself. People who are online do a lot of reading, and the fact that books are in decline means absolutely nothing. This argument is equivalent to me saying that the “new generation is so unsophisticated because they refuse to use horse drawn carriages and prefer the disgusting and noisy automobile.”
  3. They can’t spell - The good professor should leave his Ivory Towered office and go visit a social scientist in the linguistics field (maybe none of the linguists at Emory are over 30?). What he would learn is that language is fluid and relative and that spelling is really just a social construct. If he used many of the technologies he seems to dislike, he would also realize that the amount of communicating between people has reached a level where shorthand is more convenient. While long and thoughtful letters are nice, the form has languished due to the immediacy of instant messaging. We should be grateful, however, for this rapidity because it has unleashed an avalanche of economic wealth and benefit including rampant globalization. Instead of crafting a 30 page letter to an Indian developer that takes weeks to arrive, I can have an instant message conversation now.
  4. They get ridiculed for original thought, good writing - I have never once been ridiculed for my writing - other things - but never my writing. The Internet is filled with excellent writing by people under 30. Idiots are everywhere and in every generation, so perhaps Professor Bauerlein is generalizing a bit?
  5. Grand Theft Auto IV, etc. - What does the success of a video game have to do with anything? The new Grand Theft Auto has been praised for its immersive style and complex game environment. Much of that game was developed by people under 30, many of whom are very entrepreneurial. $500 million in sales represents a tremendous economic exchange, creating wealth for all participants. Maybe the professor believes that a violent video game creates violent people. Unfortunately, this idea has been debunked…by actual scientists.
  6. They don’t store the information - We’ve grown accustomed to the vastness of the Internet, allowing us to focus on learning the things that matter while referencing the things that don’t. Are we “dumb” because we find Wikipedia more useful than rote memorization rather than focusing on innovation and creativity which are drivers of new wealth? We can only do so much with our free time, and if I need Wikipedia to tell me the state capitals, can anyone really argue that this is bad? If so, give me a good reason.
  7. Because their teachers don’t tell them so - We are never told “no” or something. This reeks of generalization, but I can’t help but wonder if the professor was ever exposed to youth? Perhaps he was hatched, thus missing out on this life phase. Teens have spent hours pointlessly communicating with peers for a long time, and it’s all part of growing up. Prior to the web, it was constant talk on the telephone. Today it’s IM. Nothing’s changed. People grow up and do fine regardless.
  8. Because they’re young - The worst argument of the batch. Everyone is young at some time, and that no more means we’re the dumbest generation than you were. However, plenty of young people are enormously successful. Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg both founded wildly successful companies while still in college, as did Michael Dell. Google and Yahoo! emerged as Stanford PhD projects.

The youth of today are doing just fine. We should be proud of their accomplishments and encourage them to do more.

Since we’re generalizing a bit, I figured I would next write something inflammatory about why adults are “dumb.” Stay tuned!

Follow-up: You Think We’re Dumb? - Part 2, Adults are Dense too!

Broken Closed Captions

Closed captioning on television is just plain broken. I wrote before asking why advertisers don’t add captions to their ads, but today I realized the opposite problem can *cough* arise. Sometimes a caption from an ad may fail to clear and can remain sticky with the remainder of the broadcast.

The following broken closed caption images are from a television in a local sandwich shop. The TV was tuned to Fox News and had this one single caption locked in place for the entire time I sat eating. Broken TV? Broken transmission network? Broken ad? Broken Fox News?


Have some *bleep*ing passion!

For anyone who watches Hell’s Kitchen on Fox, you’ll learn two things:

  1. Fox loves creating drama
  2. Gordon Ramsay is a badass

If you haven’t watched the show, here’s the deal: A bunch of chefs all get together in a kitchen where they compete against each other for a reality show style prize. Each week, one of them is voted off the island *cough* kitchen, while the last one standing wins their own restaurant (for a year). The catch is that during each episode Gordon Ramsay screams at them incessantly while they’re cooking, and there’s not so much voting as just Gordon picking whomever he hates the most.

Ramsay is what makes the show so great. He’s been awarded twelve Michelin stars. Twelve! The man could probably setup shop in a cardboard box and get a Michelin star. He’s absolutely passionate about food, quality, and customer service. Watching him run a kitchen is like watching a true master craftsman do what he does best.

The contestants are a different story entirely. Every week the two teams compete in a challenge, someone wins, someone loses, and the losers have to perform some kind of punishment. Most of the time, the punishment is extra prep or kitchen cleaning. These punishments are almost always related to a typical restaurant task, but the amount of griping from the losers is usually insufferable. You would think that they had to clean septic tanks or something. They’re almost all chefs, yet none of them have passion for what they do!

If you love food, then you should love being with food. You have to do extra prep? Great! You love food and that’s what chefs do! You have to go pick vegetables from a field? Great! Thomas Keller grows his own produce for The French Laundry so that he can always have the best food in the kitchen.

Be passionate! Losing on Hell’s Kitchen should be like winning.

By the way, if you want to watch, you can catch episodes on Hulu. In fact, this gives me an excuse to try Hulu’s embedding feature. Here’s a nice video of grown men throwing tantrums because they have to go pick food from a field.

Food Prices

With everyone talking about food prices, I thought it might be interesting to do a little poll:

How much is one head of iceberg lettuce?

  • 0¢ - 50¢ (29%, 2 Votes)
  • 51¢ - $1.00 (14%, 1 Votes)
  • $1.01 - $1.50 (0%, 0 Votes)
  • $1.51 - $2.00 (29%, 2 Votes)
  • $2.01 - $2.50 (29%, 2 Votes)
  • $2.51 - $3.00 (0%, 0 Votes)
  • More than $3.00 (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 7

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The reason I ask is because of this article that somehow made it on CNN earlier today and has now slunk back to the blog where it belongs. In it, the author writes about how the price of iceberg lettuce has risen:

Organic mixed greens? Fancy leafy greens? Those handy-dandy bags of pre-washed salad mixes? Sure. But, iceberg lettuce? I am outraged!

Oddly enough, I had no idea what lettuce cost or what it historically cost when I read that post. A quick survey of my coworkers revealed that those who had families knew fairly well while those who did not were completely off.

Vote and then read to see if you too are outraged by the high price of iceberg lettuce.

Troubles at the Met Opera

For anyone who hasn’t been following the wide world of opera (sit still, this is interesting!), you might have missed the news about The New York Metropolitan Opera’s troubles with Wagner’s Tristan und Isolde. Tristan has long had a troubled history with it being proclaimed as “unplayable” by Parisian and Viennese orchestras, and finally being premiered in Munich by the great conductor Hans von Bülow (whose wife Wagner was secretly shacking up with at the time).

However the Met’s troubles have reached a whole new level of weird. Their production, completed on Friday, ran correctly only once prompting many to wonder if the entire opera was cursed. To start, tenor Ben Heppner, who was to play the role of Tristan, had to leave after only a few rehearsals. New York doctors initially told him he had a stomach virus, but after returning to Canada for a few days to recover, Heppner’s condition substantially worsened. It wasn’t until seeing a doctor in Toronto that he learned he in fact had an abdominal abscess that required immediate surgery.

Heppner was replaced with John Mac Master, but after suffering from both illness and rejection by critics, he left after one performance. Mac Master was replaced by Gary Lehman, but during the middle of Lehman’s first performance, soprano Deborah Voigt, playing the role of Isolde, fell ill and was replaced by Janice Baird.

Then it got really weird. Voigt returned for her next performance, but Lehman fell from the stage into the prompter’s box after a portion of the set on which he was lying malfunctioned and broke loose. The performance was halted as Lehman was examined by a doctor, and then resumed with Lehman finishing out the rest of the opera.

On Saturday March 22, the Met brought on Robert Dean Smith for his Met premiere. This also happened to be the Saturday matinée performance, meaning it was broadcast worldwide live on the radio and shown in HD in movie theaters around the country. For perhaps the first time, the show went off without a hitch. Reviewers found Smith’s voice a little soft compared to Voigt’s, but for the most part everyone was happy the performance actually worked.

Then it all went to hell again. For the next show, Ben Heppner (remember him? the original tenor) returned…and Deborah Voigt once again fell ill. Like before, she was replaced by Janice Baird, who by now is probably turning out to be a darn good Isolde.

Then, for the last performance, it all worked out. Heppner performed on the stage with Voigt, and for the first time out of six performances, the opera was performed as intended. Ok, so one soprano in a secondary role was sick, but the rest of it came off spectacularly, finally.

Here’s some listening: Isolde’s wonderful finale scene of the opera is here on Youtube, as performed by Waltraud Meier at the Teatro alla Scala. She is singing over the death of Tristan, hallucinating that he is really still alive. Translation here.

Random Link

One Random Link for everyone: PSDTuts is a remarkable site filled with Photoshop tutorials.  Each tutorial is very readable and helps you go from start to finish in creating a professional looking graphic.  The site is designed for people who have intermediate Photoshop expertise (can create layers, choose colors, find tools, adjust settings, use filters, etc), but who need help creating more interesting effects or designs.  If you’ve ever asked “how did they draw that?” this is the place to find out.  Good example: creating Transparent Glass Lettering.

Dirty Rain

The weather in Texas can be undeniably weird, but this week it actually rained dirt. On Tuesday, ash from wildfires in Mexico blew north, met up with a cold front, and fell from the sky as big ugly brown raindrops leaving behind mud covered cars, windows, and buildings. The car washes are doing a big business and the lines have all been insanely long.

Pictures of the grunge on my poor Audi (click for larger):

Dirty Car Dirty Car

I’m wondering if I should be on the lookout for pestilence, locusts, and darkness.

Follow-up: Texas Primaries

So the race is over and the result are in for the primary portion of the Democratic election here in Texas. Election leaders are still counting the votes from the caucuses, which could take a while given that the voting process was entirely on paper with hand-written candidate preferences. Still, we can we learn a lot from this process:

The Vote

Hillary Clinton won the popular vote in Texas, but because of the way the state allocates its delegates she only picked up a net of four. That’s because Texas does not assign delegates by state-wide popular vote, but rather by state Senate district. Electoral-Vote has the breakdown, where it’s pretty easy to see the problem for both candidates: you can’t divide people into parts.

Take the Senate district from where I grew up: SD-1. Senator Clinton won by 17%, but there are an even number of delegates for that district (4 delegates). Because you can’t divide one of them into a fractional delegate, Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Obama both received two delegates for their troubles. The situation happened in reverse in my current home district: SD-25. Senator Obama won by 9%, but the district’s six delegates were once again divided by two giving each candidate three delegates. In fact, the only places where either candidate picked up anything were where there were odd numbers of delegates or where one candidate truly defeated the other (ex: SD-20 and SD-23).

Barack Obama has performed much better in the caucuses, however the results from these are arriving slowly. Slate has a nice article explaining why the caucus results are taking so long to total, but the upshot is that Texas has a ridiculous snail-mail based system that takes forever for any kind of communication to get done. Slate compares Texas to Iowa where the results are known right away because Iowa is used to having important primaries where people actually care.

Still, early indications suggest that Senator Obama will likely pick up three to four delegates from the caucuses, possibly giving him a delegate advantage over Senator Clinton by the time the counting is finished. This will undoubtedly unhinge someone, although whether it will be the Clinton campaign, the Texas Democratic Party, or the American media, I’m not sure.

Oh yeah, and John McCain won the Republican primary or something. There was huge excitement here for that contest. Yeah.

The Campaign

Of course, the campaign in Texas was completely unusual compared to most elections. Candidates actually visited and campaigned, although no serious attention was paid to issues important to the state. Both of the Democratic candidates were circumspect about NAFTA while visiting Texas, but openly blasted it in Ohio. Why? Because NAFTA makes Texas a heck of a lot of money. We like it, thank you very much. Ohio can suck it.

Much was made of Obama’s ground organization, but the reality was curiously not what I expected. If the media was to be believed, I thought we would see armies of Obama supporters flooding across the state carrying his message of “Change” everywhere they went. However, no such mass ever materialized. Instead, I saw exactly the opposite: Hillary supporters out in droves with signs, buttons, and stickers everywhere they went.

Case in point, at my precinct’s polling place, there were several Hillary supporters out front who were well dressed, had nicely printed flyers, and carried large signs. On the other hand, there were only two Obama supporters, both of whom were more poorly dressed, and neither carried a large Obama sign. I had to see the stickers on their jackets to realize they weren’t actually part of the Hillary group.

Much has been said about Howards Dean’s 50 state strategy and how Obama has more deftly executed on it than Clinton, however Texas was almost the reverse. Take this graphic from the New York Times which shows where the Obamas and Clintons campaigned and opened offices. Both candidates paid attention to the major metropolitan areas, but only the Clintons branched out to other smaller cities. Meanwhile, both candidates had offices all over the state, but the Obama campaign chose to open multiple (redundant?) offices in the more major population centers while ignoring smaller rural cities, especially in West Texas. What baffles me is why there was not an Obama office in Lubbock, home of Texas Tech University and a source of much of the college student enthusiasm that has supported his campaign.

Many have wondered if the Clinton campaign did well in Texas because of Rush Limbaugh who told Republicans to vote for her to stretch out the Democratic campaign process. And it’s true, the most Republican districts favored Hillary Clinton. However, as I pointed out in my earlier post, many Republicans were voting against her as well, leading me to believe the Limbaugh effect probably didn’t materialize.

I actually believe that Obama lost the Texas vote because of sloppy campaigning. Hillary Clinton kicked his ass in the polls because she got her act together at the last minute, built a real ground organization, and at least conveyed the appearance of a successful campaign. Obama won the caucuses because of the raw enthusiasm he can create from thin air, but to continue his success against the Clinton campaign he needs to get his act together before the next primaries or else he’s a loser for the rest of the campaign.