Broken Closed Captions
Closed captioning on television is just plain broken. I wrote before asking why advertisers don’t add captions to their ads, but today I realized the opposite problem can *cough* arise. Sometimes a caption from an ad may fail to clear and can remain sticky with the remainder of the broadcast.
The following broken closed caption images are from a television in a local sandwich shop. The TV was tuned to Fox News and had this one single caption locked in place for the entire time I sat eating. Broken TV? Broken transmission network? Broken ad? Broken Fox News?


Trying again to comment on MY voting/erection records . . .
Did you caucus? It took forever.
Yeah. It was a disaster.
As was that 4-hr erection . . .
Hillaryous!