city guerrillas
in cahoots with city hall
place street belgian gates

rips undercarriage
rams front end into asphalt
maximum effect

why do they hate my
travelling there, peacefully
at the posted speed

watchful for their pets
careful of their small children
mindful of my space

why attack my car
with vicious roadway tactics
obstructing the peace

why have speed limits
and periodic kowtow
auto maneuvers

for what are our laws
if not to guard residents
and drivers, alike

free the neighborhood!
liberty from this menace!
help them by honking!

See the speed bump?…HONK
As you launch into air…HONK
free the people…HONK

fight back by honking
Thunk, Bang at midnight…HONK HONK
HONK against SPEED BUMPS